Help-Other Stuff

Other Stuff that is more of a help to us than to you:

We love the band, but we are not the band. If you have no other way to contact the band for bookings, send us a note. We will make a sincere effort to forward this type of mail, but we cannot guarantee contact.
We will NOT forward fan mail, love letters, subpoenas, or useless SPAMmish drivel. We prefer that you post that to the message board so we can all share in the fun. Band members do visit the board and as a result, will probably read your messages. And yes, you can leave an anonymous e-mail address on the message board so that your mom won't know that you are ogling.
No banlon shirt, no shoes, no service.
This domain, site, and message board are produced and maintained by Ass Ponys fans for Ass Ponys and Ass Ponys fans. Please don't take stuff from the site without permission; we're reasonable and tolerant people... ASK US if you can "borrow" stuff from the site.
We are not responsible for the accuracy of content (though we believe it to be extremely accurate) or for consequences generated through use of information found herein. In other words, enter at your own risk, play nice, and enjoy your stay.
We still have grand plans of updating and improving some of the areas on this site such as the photos area, but well, we have a life outside of assponys.org and choose to exercise the right to have such a life and well, just hollllllddddddd on. We'll get to the changes soon enough. We do like suggestions, however. Leave them on the message board or contact us.